Overweight jockey “dashes” PNP election plans

Peter Phillips has put on too much weight, so when Portia checked she found that the Jockey was overweight. So he cannot ride d horse

Recall folks Dr Peter Phillips is the PNP campaign director (aka the jockey). So when the Prime Minister checked the weight of the Jockey, the condition of the saddle and the bridle, she found the jockey was overweight, so she has decide she not going into a race with an overweight jockey.

The Campaign Director has therefore been given another two months to get his weight down before the gate can fly.

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