Let’s invite Portia Simpson Miller to Jamaica for four awards

She spends so much time out of the country, its time we invite her when she is on one of her frequent trips back to Jamaica to collect  four awards. The IAAF will be invited to present her one award, while a representative from the people, will give her another award.

The awards to be presented are as follows:

1. For creating a new class of poor and being the worst Prime Minister ever.
2. For  her athletics prowess, being able to sprint away from the media and the public over the last 18 months. That is no “mean” achievement.
3. For her stony silence , lets call this the “Silence award”.
4. The most traveled Caribbean Prime Minister

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