How to win any criminal case in Jamaica !

I have worked out that its easy to avoid jail time for any crimes committed in Jamaica, no matter the nature of the crime.

  1. Commit the crime. ( We nuh care who see wi )
  2. Police arrest someone, lets assume they have the correct guy.
  3.  Ensure your cronies intimidate the witness , who then goes into hiding.
  4. Police and DPP cannot find the witness.
  5. DPP proceeds with the case.
  6. Judge rules written statements will not be accepted
  7. Judge orders jury to return no guilty
  8. Man free to walk.

Man pon d road again.

This is how we solve crimes in Jamaica .

 

4 Responses

  1. In a completely unrelated matter , how do you feel about the Adijah Palmer case?

    • DPP and the police combined have virtually destroy the justice system in Jamaica, confidence lost.

      I am not amused one bit and I have a lot more to say at some other point in time

  2. Maybe we should outsource our criminal justice system to the U.S. Because that’s the only way we can get a conviction. And even when persons are found guilty the sentences are so light, well except if you hijack a plane (Stephen Fray).

  3. There is not justice system in Jamaica…. Too much corruption

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